follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater, via square-in-a-world-of-circles)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

(via loserslol)

iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

(via loserslol)

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via square-in-a-world-of-circles)

2000yr:

merlotte:

2000yr:

Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch

wash your fucking ass

Wash your attitude

(via hi)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via square-in-a-world-of-circles)